As Valentine’s Day approaches, popular media personality King Kalala has dished out some witty yet practical advice for lovers on navigating the day without unnecessary drama. King Kalala says women should lower expectations on Valentine’s Day. What did Kalala say about Valentine’s Day? Taking to her Instagram Stories, Kalala used her signature humour to highlight tips for a stress-free Valentine’s celebration, urging couples to keep it realistic and within budget. “Kama umechukuliwa, unasema, hakuna masaa tuko rush hour,” she joked, addressing those who are yet to announce their lovers. Kalala emphasised the importance of aligning expectations with one’s partner’s financial capacity. The former radio presenter cautioned against making extravagant demands saying: “Kama unajua umesema yes to your person, kula kwa budget yake. Hakuna venye kijana amekupeleka Manhattan unaanza kumuonyesha picha za Dubai. Kama unataka kuenda Dubai, jipeleke, ungemwambia zii!” she quipped.
She also encouraged lovers to have clarity in their relationships before February 14 to avoid awkward surprises on the big day. “Saa hii ndio masaa ya kumuuliza, ‘What are we?’ Hio 14th ifike hakuna maneno ya ‘on Valentines I could not reach you,’” Kalala advised. Watch the video below: Fans and followers couldn’t get enough of King Kalala’s advice, flooding her post with hilarious reactions. Here’s a glimpse of what they had to say: _east_lite_: “Kalala we uko taken ama bado juu kuna vyenye.” _wanjikuwanjiku: “Pressure is getting worser and worser.” offx._.m4kena: “Tuko rush hour got me down.” _chome__: “Also, mtu hajachukuliwa, we DM.” ianomchokoz: “Come preach kwa church yetu.” coach_patricko: “King Kalala what are we😂, niambie mapema sitaki tai na boxer mimi.” lorine_danisha: “Wacha niandike notes.” wasted_.okariii: “Masaa ndio hakuna hukuanga bad.”
by DanVictor Munene
