No matter who you are or what your life is like, one thing is certain: there’s always some drama. And Elsa Majimbo, a US-based Kenyan comedienne and model, knows all about this.
Reflecting on her love life in 2024, Elsa shared some funny and honest stories about the men she dated that year through her usual TikTok videos.
She opened up about the different types of guys she was involved with and what she learned from those relationships.
Elsa admitted she had dated some questionable people, but hey, it was all part of the journey. Some of these relationships didn’t even go anywhere—they were just failed “talking stages.”
She started by talking about a stockbroker she dated. They went on one date, but then he got arrested for insider trading. Elsa joked that she’s pretty sure he’s still in prison.
She mentioned he picked her up in a Rolls Royce on their first date, but she wasn’t impressed by the luxury car.
She was just pointing out how rich he was and why she thought he might be guilty of the charges.
Next up, Elsa talked about a neighbour of hers who worked as an NBA doctor. They hung out a few times, but Elsa wasn’t really into him.
She also gave us the tea about a man in sports—a guy who worked as an NFL lawyer. Elsa laughed as she shared that he would kiss her, and it actually made her feel sick.
She said it in a funny way but admitted it was true.
The fourth guy was a real estate agent who had a really toxic relationship with Elsa. They fought a lot and were on and off, but when they were together, things were intense.
Elsa even shared that he messaged her recently, but she told him they couldn’t keep going like this.
The last person Elsa mentioned was a man named Fidel. He was someone Elsa thought could’ve been her boyfriend, but he moved back to Argentina after coming to LA for work.
Elsa really liked him and said he was amazing.
At the start of 2024, Elsa also talked about breaking up with her then-boyfriend, DJ HKeem. She explained that the breakup was due to his lack of trust in her.
She gave a backstory about a situation at a conference in Miami where a guy helped her with her mic by lifting her dress.
When she told her boyfriend about it, he suggested she might have been flirting with the guy. Elsa didn’t like his reaction, so she ended the relationship and hasn’t talked to him since.
by HANNIE PETRA
